bad dragon age jokes

spicyshimmy:

stop me if you’ve heard this one

a dwarf walks into a bar

…but it’s not the hanged man, that’s for sure, and the greatest adventure of his life is behind him now, so he takes out quill and writes more stories about the best damn friends and finest damn family he ever had—like a mage conjuring spirits—then goes to sleep alone after he finishes another chapter

c-reina:

Can I just

leon-s-kennedy:

The sad thing about finishing an amazing game is that you’ll never again be able to experience the feeling of playing it for the first time

the-obediant-servant-derpina:

There are two kinds of people in the world. 

People who walk around their home when nobody else is in and pretend they are an OC in their favourite TV shows, 

and people who lie.

jackieveee:

Last night I thought I kissed
the loneliness from out your belly button.
I thought I did, but later you sat up,
all bones and restless hands, and told me that
there is a knot in your body that I cannot undo.

I never know what to say to these things.
“It’s okay.” “Come…

skelletang:

MORDING YOU CUTIE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARMS WHERE IS YOUR BODY—

wait

is

is that………….. quote what I think it is

FUCK YOU why would you put that there

fuck

CRIES

IF IT WAS BIGGER I WOULD BUY IT
 

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP reuniting for the first time in years. So many things have happened and so much has changed them; they can barely recognize one another. Imagine the sudden glint of recognition in their eyes as their gazes meet that says everything. Imagine them running into each other’s arms, vowing never to let go again.

vintagegal:

Victorian costumes c. 1880’s

inner-resource:

NAME：木漏れ日傘
SHOPorBRAND：Design Complicity
PRICE：¥3800

gameartistjay replied to your post: Have you ever done something you instantly…

/hugs it’ll be okay.

/hug ;-;

antimatter-alcohol replied to your post: Have you ever done something you instantly…

Do things I regret all the time, you’re not alone in that feeling. Hopefully things on your end work out for ya though. D:

Thank you. I try to not dwell on things I do, but I feel like an idiot in this one.

razorbeard replied to your post: Have you ever done something you instantly…

Awww D: I hope everything is ok hun ;3; *hugs tight*

/hug ;~; Me too. Thanks you guys.

violeta-violeta:

suspendered-man:

250pounds:

healthyisalwaysbetter:

acurlyheadedman:

Six websites I go to when I am upset: 

1) When I am disgruntled 

2) When I need a quiet place 

3) When I want everything to be okay

4) When I need a hug

5) Just click this. 

6) When I need to calm down. 

omg number 4 is amazing

forever reblog

number four made me cry I DIDNT EVEN THINK I NEEDED A HUG?

omg number 4 ;u;

Omg asdfghyj ;u; Hugs ♥

I went to the famous last words shindan maker, and typed in my Shepard’s name.

I’m in tears.

;~; Putting in your Shepard’s name is so painful HELP SHES TALKING ABOUT GARRUS. /SOB